is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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