My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It's Friday. Sex?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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