I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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