I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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