Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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