i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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