She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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