whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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