Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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