bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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