Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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