your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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