Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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