so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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