As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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