where am i from again
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
the raccoons are back...
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