ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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