You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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