And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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