BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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