I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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