You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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