Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Every concussion has its silver lining
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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