Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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