yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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