why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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