he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
are you so shy because you have an std?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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