I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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