we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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