just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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