As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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