shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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