I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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