i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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