hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize