don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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