He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
barbara walters just said penis...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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