fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My first STD was from a foam party
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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