my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
ok first of all what the fuck
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
