Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
this beer tastes like vomit already
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize