I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
that may or may not have been my penis.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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