he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body