Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed