Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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