I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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