90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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