I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
