playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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