No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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