i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize