It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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