Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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