Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
