Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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