I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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